Did you see penguins fly into a window last night?

Apparently, most of the patrons of "the Park" has.

This incident happened last night. Last night was my first shift for "Night Audit/Porter". Basically, I transform into this night manager that looks after the park and patrols the circumference of the hotel until 2AM. The job is legit--I get paid, I get free drinks, play computer games all night, and have random drunk citizens entertain me for hours on end. Until, of course, a penguin shaped rock gets tossed into a window.

Let me explain. After the shift, I went straight to bed. Why? Because I had work at 9am. Duh. Surely, after such a quite night, or so I thought, there would be no police cars in front of the park in the morning right? Wrong! During my shift, I somehow managed to miss this maniac try to get into the park because he got kicked out of the bars. Good thing he was only trying to get into his own room. Anyhow, this enraged drunkard decided that it was a good idea to chuck a rock that closely resembles that cute, cuddly, flight-less bird into a window. Somehow I missed that last night. But no worries, I am not in trouble--at least not now. Now, as I zombied my way towards the reception office this morning(closely resembling an animal myself--a five-fingered sloth) Malcom, the kiwi manager, asked me "aiy Jon, havya seen en penguin flie into a wendow laast niaght?...go have-a looky there mate" and there it was. Bam. A broken window and a fucking penguin.

The other night, Alissa, myself, and the rest of the park had some free dinner and "heaps" of drinks from the owner. The restaurant was a very modern-conectpual artified room, with remarks painted on the walls such as "save me save me from myself" and "when they've found me, i was dead for a month" or something along those lines.

The place was called the projection room, and had a large projection screen outside that exhibited some disturbing scenes.
The dinner itself was a fusion asian food and some goolaush (spelling?). The asian fusion wasn't that very good, but it seemed very very very expensive.

I know, I know, we haven't put up any pictures yet, but they should be on their way.

dunno, what to expect tonight,

bye,
Jalissa
oh btw, i have a snowboard coming my way now for $130 + shipping yay!